When a woman asks how they look, a man has a split second to answer correctly. Without looking, and that is crucial, a man must answer, “You’re beautiful,” without a second thought.

“Fine,” “Great,” and “Okay,” are not acceptable answers and will leave said man explaining himself for the next fortnight.

Also, a man cannot look at the woman before saying this, or even while saying this. Such an act will make the woman believe you needed reassurance and that the man does not think her to be beautiful no matter what she did to herself.

So, next time you are reading Sports Illustrated and a woman asks you how she looks, do not take your eyes off the Joe Mauer and Johan Santana centerfold and answer with a smile, “You’re beautiful.” She will love you more for it, and you don’t have to take two weeks out of your life to convice her she’s one of a kind.